Vixen Creations: VixSkin Bandit Dildo Review

~I received this product from Spectrum Boutique for free in exchange for an honest review. This in no way, shape or form has any effect on my opinions on this product.~ 

How is a sex toy brand always on point? I mean, seriously? This is my fourth review on a VixSkin dildo and this will be the fourth time I’m going to rave about one and sing its praises! I kind of wish I had something bad to say about this one because I’m sure you’re all sick of me and my love affair with VixSkin dildos, but I’m in love with it. Sorry. Not sorry. I need to write Vixen Creations a fucking love letter. Wait. I think my reviews on their dildos count as lover letters, don’t they? I think I better get on with the review before I get distracted and decide to masturbate with the Bandit..

First Impressions:

Vixen Creations’ larger dildos (or more specifically, their more lengthy dildos), come in a plastic  container. Again, remember to keep the packaging as a VixSkin dildo can lose its shape if stored incorrectly!

The Bandit comes in the standard Vixen Creations colours – vanilla, caramel, and coffee. Mine is again, in the caramel colour. The Bandit has 8 inches of overall length, 7.5 inches of insertable length, and a circumference of 5.5 inches.

The VixSkin Bandit doesn’t have much of a curve in the shaft at all, in fact I think it’s one of the least curved dildos that Vixen Creations offer, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, though. The Bandit has a lovely squishy head with a slight coronal ridge (less pronounced than say the Maverick or the Buck), and a veiny shaft that is mostly firm but thanks to how awesome VixSkin material is, there’s still some delightful squish so there is some give to the Bandit. There isn’t a suction cup on my Bandit and to be honest, I personally feel like it’d be pointless if there was one because Vixen Creations’ suction cups are pretty weak, and considering how the base is a bit large and the Bandit is kinda hefty, I just think it wouldn’t stick to a surface very well anyway.

Oh yeah, and there’s some balls too if that kinda thing matters to you, but they’re kind of on the deflated side. Still, they’re balls. Great, big squishy Bandit balls! Well..not great..nor big..but still. BALLS!

My Experience with the Bandit:

 The Bandit wasn’t actually on my radar all that much when it came to Vixen dildos. I’m into shorter dildos with larger heads/prominent coronal ridges, and while the Bandit ticked my girth ‘box’, I just wasn’t all that interested in it. So why did I request to review it? Well, by the time I had the option to choose a toy, I wanted more VixSkin and I now have a ‘gotta catch em all’ mentality. So as long as I had some more VixSkin, I just didn’t care what it was. You’ve no idea how happy I am that I chose the Bandit though, or maybe you do. It’s fucking awesome.

The first time I used the Bandit was when I had already had an orgasm and I was about to finish up my masturbation session but I suddenly remembered that I need to test out the Bandit, so I lubed it up a little and slipped it in. I immediately felt extremely full, but I wasn’t exactly experiencing a lot of pleasure, it was more like..comforting pleasure? OK Imagine you’ve just had a shower, your skin is all soft and clean, then you get into bed and the sheets just feel so glorious on your skin. That’s what using the Bandit feels like for me. It’s not G-spot Pounding Central, but it’s like getting all cosy in bed or even, like slipping into a warm bath when your muscles are sore. I don’t always want to give my G-spot some rough treatment, and to me, the Bandit is basically the toasty cinnamon bun of dildos. I really hope I’m not the only person this makes sense to..

I can’t feel the balls on the Bandit, and I knew I wouldn’t anyway, but they do make it easier to grip the base. I know some people find Vixen dildos difficult to thrust if they have a circular base, but the ones with balls seem easier to wield so you need not worry about your hand cramping up when thrusting the Bandit!

Verdict:

Sometimes a toy will surprise me a lot, and the Bandit definitely did that. If your dildo preferences are similar to mine, then you may think it’s not all that exciting to look at, but I urge you to purchase the Bandit. I don’t always prefer to use it because sometimes I want to pound my G-spot into submission, which the Bandit can’t do, but then other times, all I want is to feel full and happy.

Where To Buy?

 You can purchase the Vixen Creations: VixSkin Bandit here.