HUM: Artificially Intelligent Vibrator Review

~I received this product from HUM for free in exchange for an honest review. This in no way, shape or form has any affect on my opinions on this product.~

 Being a sex toy blogger definitely has its ups and downs, like most things. But then a vibrator named the HUM came along and I was just thanking my lucky stars that I had the opportunity to try it out! HUM is an AI vibrator – otherwise known as artificial intelligence. Now, I play video games and some of the video games that I play have AIs in them as part of the story-line so I think you can imagine my extreme fucking excitement when I first heard about HUM. Of course, HUM doesn’t work like an AI in a video game, we aren’t that far advanced. But I’m sure you’re tired of me rambling by now so I’ll gladly tell you all about the HUM. Get comfy, grab your favourite beverage and let’s begin the review!

First Impressions:

 Because the HUM looks so incredibly beautiful, I was quite curious to see what the packaging looked like as there were no images of it on the HUM website. The HUM arrives in just a plain, white cardboard box. Sigh. I really don’t want to complain about this as it’s obvious a lot of care and attention went into the process of creating HUM, and you know that all the money went into the toy itself and not spent on anything else. But c’mon! A little bit of thought about the packaging would have been nice!  It’s really unimpressive and I hope that the HUM team decide to create something official because when you’re paying over £100 for a vibrator, sometimes being greeted by tasteful packaging makes it all the more special. Inside the box is the HUM, storage bag and a wireless charging base.

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 The HUM vaguely resembles a bowling pin with its slight waist towards the tip, the silicone is mostly firm apart from some squish a little along the base of the shaft. There are five colours to choose from. Pure White, Limo, Blue Glow, Frost, and Sky. I had such a difficult time choosing which colour I wanted because they all really get the seal of approval with me. There’s also no pink or purple, which is a surprise but definitely not an unwelcome one. I was torn between Pure White and Sky. White is an uncommon colour in sex toys, blue and white is even more uncommon so I eventually decided on Sky. Each HUM is hand-poured so if you do decide to purchase one in Sky, your pattern will be completely different to the one I have so just keep that in mind. But regardless, the Sky colour is fucking gorgeous! It’s very light and subtle but that’s what I love about it, simplicity is the way to go in my opinion!

How does the HUM actually work? Well firstly, HUM was created by two physicists and get this, they integrated a computer! It responds to motion and touch, along with how much pressure is applied. HUM also knows when you’re moving, so it responds to your body, learning what you like when using it. So when I first charged up the HUM, I grasped the base and squeezed. I know I shouldn’t have been surprised by this at all since I did know how it worked before it got to me, but I was.

HUM instantly responded to my touch, and the vibrations were slow, medium-slow, fast, medium-fast. Any kind of speed really, depending on how gentle or firm I squeezed – I was in complete awe. But that’s not all! If you shake HUM side to side, up and down, or however way you want to move it, HUM will remember the motion and that motion will serve as your vibration pattern of sorts. It really is incredible, I’ve never known a sex toy like it. This why it’s also great that HUM is a bit squishy on either side of the shaft, if it was to be too firm I think the way it works might have been less effective.

Aside from the truly amazing way HUM works, it also has two other awesome features that I have to mention. HUM is waterproof. You may know this by now but I don’t actually use any toys in the bath or shower, it’s just not really my thing. But a toy being waterproof means it’s going to be simple as fuck to clean. HUM is completely submersible so cleaning it with soap and water will do just fine.

The other feature is that HUM has a coating on its material which makes the silicone super smooth and silky. The silicone has literally no drag to it whatsoever, and no lint or dirt clings to it! For someone who owns a dog that sheds fur everyday, this is just a godsend.

My Experience with the HUM:

I decided that I wanted to write about my experience in a different way with some erotica instead of my usual explanations. In case you might think HUM actually talks to you in an electronic voice, it doesn’t. I just wanted to have a little fun and be kinda creative. The way HUM performs once inserted is true, though. But I hope you enjoy the erotica!

Hello, my name is HUM. How may I assist you today?

“I want you to fuck me into orgasm.”

Certainly. Could I please know your name, for future reference?

“Miss Brunette”.

Thank you, Miss Brunette. Before we advance any further, would you perhaps like to know a little about how I operate?

“That won’t be necessary, I’ve already gone through the instruction manual.”

Excellent. Would you perhaps like to set your desired vibration pattern before we begin, Miss Brunette?

Biting my lip, I grasped the HUM firmly in my hand and vigorously shook it up and down for a few seconds. Reaching down between my thighs, I could feel that I was already fairly aroused by this point. A quite common occurrence when I have HUM in mind for a masturbation session.

Thank you, Miss Brunette. My sensors have detected that you have set your desired vibration pattern. Would you please like to assume your desired position that you consider to be most comfortable? HUM always wants to make sure you’re most comfortable before any pleasure commences. 

 Spreading my legs wide, I laid back onto my bed with my pillows fluffed up and positioned high enough to support my back, neck and head. I didn’t feel any need for lube at all like I do with other toys. The silicone on HUM has no drag so I feel comfortable enough to just use my own ‘lubrication’.

Moving my right hand between my widely-spread thighs, I placed two fingers on my labia, gently spreading them to accommodate for HUM. Using my other hand, I firmly gripped HUM by the base and gently pushed the tip inside of me, I gasped quietly as the wider section of HUM stretched me slightly. I could finally push no further so reaching over to my bedside table, I grabbed my trusty clitoral vibe – the Lelo Lily 2. Settling back down against my comfy pillows, I placed the tip of the Lily 2 onto my clit, turning it on whilst holding the HUM in my other hand.

Pressing the HUM button, it instantly purred with life and began on the vibration pattern I created, whilst also providing me with its own natural vibration speed. I moaned and felt my body quiver slightly. I turned the Lily 2 up a couple of notches so it was more on mid-level vibration strength, and did the same with HUM.

By this point, I could feel my inner thighs begin to get coated in my wetness as I got more and more aroused from the combination of the HUM rumbling along my vaginal walls, and the Lily 2 rumbling away at my clit. So, I picked up my phone and began to watch a porn video. It was of a woman having anal sex with a well-endowed man. Anal sex isn’t something I’ve ever tried, but the thought of it gets me quite aroused so watching anal porn gets me to the peak of Orgasm Mountain pretty damn quickly.

The more I watched the anal porn, the more my vaginal muscles clenched and then unclenched, over and over. In turn, HUM beautifully responded by intensifying its vibrations judging from how gently or firmly my muscles squeezed around the shaft. I pressed the button up higher and higher on my Lily 2 until it could go no further. I glanced at my phone, watching the large cock go harder and faster into the woman’s butt.

My eyes widened, my hips bucked, my back arched. One final last tight squeeze of my vaginal muscles around HUM. I moaned deeply, my eyes rolling back into my head, feeling a long and deep orgasm hit my body. The vibrations of the HUM were rocking through my vagina, which added to the intensity of my orgasm. It was heavenly, I was in a state of ectasy as my toes started to curl forward. Then I was limp as my orgasm ended. The vibrations from the HUM were back to being gentle and soft. Gasping for air, I turned off my Lily 2, and withdrew HUM from my body.

I looked at HUM, panting slightly.

Was your experience satisfactory, Miss Brunette?

I gave HUM no reply.

I’ll take your silence as a ‘yes’, Miss Brunette. It was a pleasure serving you, I hope to satisfy you again soon!

Verdict:

I love HUM. I honestly have no complaints about it at all. It might seem like it’s a difficult vibrator to use because it’s so intelligent, but it really isn’t. It’s so simple to operate, and the AI is gimmick free! I was skeptical at first, but as you can guess from my experience, HUM really does exactly what it says on the tin. I kind of feel a little bit guilty about recommending a vibrator that’s quite pricey but HUM really is worth the money. Have I said I love it?

Where to Buy?

You can purchase HUM here.

  • C. Poly

    AI toys?!? That is freaking awesome. Technology advancements in the toy industry is astounding! I love that not only does it learn your body and how you use it, but that each one is hand poured and unique in look.

    • Jay Juarez

      Thank you! We agree.