Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Stimulator Review
~I received this product from Satisfyer for free in exchange for an honest review. This in no way, shape or form has any affect on my opinions on this product.~
So, we have another clitoral stimulator to talk about. There seem to be many toys on the market now that are trying to replicate the infamous Womanizers. But from what I’ve heard and seen, they’ve all failed miserably, until a little gem of a toy arrived on the scene. The Satisfyer Pro 2! Long story short, I love it. Not just like it, I fucking love it. It does have some flaws that I’ll go into but it is one of my favourite toys to use, and I sometimes prefer it to the Womanizer W500. But, I know some of you will be wanting me to go into detail, and I can’t deny you of that!
The Satisfyer Pro 2 comes simply packaged in a black box with an effect that reminds me of a..radio signal sending off pulsation waves? I don’t know, is that strange to think when I look at some packaging for a sex toy? Probably, but there’s definitely weirder out there.. The packaging features the Satisfyer Pro 2 on the front so it’s not discreet at all and I don’t think the packaging is great for storage either so best just to throw it away. Inside the box, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is in a plastic carton along with its USB charging cable and an instruction booklet.
The body of the Satisfyer Pro 2 is made from ABS plastic, which I had to clarify with a fellow blogger as the Satisfyer Pro 2 is so well built that I wouldn’t have thought it’s made from ABS plastic, and the head is made from body-friendly silicone. I have to mention this though, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is actually gorgeous. It looks marginally better than both of the Womanizers combined, although I do think that the W500 is gorgeous in its own way. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a lovely rose gold colour, mega shiny and the silicone head is incredibly smooth and soft, the silicone feels a lot nicer than the silicone for the Womanizers. Which I find strange as the Satisfyer Pro 2 is far cheaper than both of them. The body of the Satisfyer Pro 2 has some weight to it while the head feels lighter, making it easier to hold and to place the head over the clit.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 has two silicone buttons to operate it, one for the power and one for the 11 settings. It does have a unique advantage over the Womanizers, aside from the price. It’s WATERPROOF. Now, this will please a lot of people as I know many of you like to use toys in the bath/shower. Satisfyer claims that the Satisfyer Pro 2 is also more powerful underwater, but I never tested that claim out. Why? I just don’t like using toys in the bath/shower. But the fact that the Satisfyer Pro 2 is waterproof makes it so much more easier to clean, I don’t have to worry about getting water into it and destroying one of my favourite toys!
For charging, the Satisfyer Pro 2 has two contact points at the bottom of it for the magnetic charger to connect to. This is one of the flaws I wanted to talk about. The charging connection is quite weak and it easily disconnects, but at least the Satisfyer Pro 2 blinks red while charging and then it stays lit once fully charged. You’ve no idea how much I love this feature, it makes things so much easier for me, I don’t have to guess if it’s fully charged or not, like I do with most of my other toys.
My Experience with the Satisfyer Pro 2:
It’s gonna be really hard to not compare the Satisfyer Pro 2, to the Womanizers. So therefore, I’m not really going to, but I’ll try my best to talk about the Satisfyer Pro 2 as a toy on its own as not everyone will own a Womanizer. Obviously.
To start off with, I spread my labia open a little as I do have quite a small clit and it doesn’t really pop out between my labia so spreading is necessary to be able to use a toy like the Satisfyer Pro 2. The head is actually quite small as well, which made it a little difficult for me to locate my clit and to make sure the nozzle was placed directly onto my clit. I don’t have that issue with the Womanizers as they both come with spare nozzles, both differing in size. Unfortunately, the Satisfyer Pro 2 doesn’t come with a spare nozzle which is a shame if your clit is particularly large as you might not get the same desired effect.
Once I turned on the Satisfyer Pro 2, I was literally shocked. I couldn’t believe the power of it! You’d think something that’s quite affordable for a luxury toy wouldn’t be THAT powerful, but it really is. As for the sensation, I truly was expecting the Satisfyer Pro 2 to feel a little like either of the Womanizers, if not more so. But it doesn’t. The Satisfyer Pro 2 feels kinda more buzzy, whereas the Womanizers are more on the rumblier side. Now I do love my rumbly toys, but there are toys out there that are buzzy and do work for me, the Satisyer Pro 2 is one of those toys.
There is maybe one thing about the Satisfyer Pro 2 that confuses me. There are 11 settings, but when I go up in settings, they don’t really feel any different to each other. But at the same time, they do. I can’t sense it myself but it’s like my clit knows there’s a change in settings and I have an orgasm from literally nowhere and I’m left laying there, wondering what the hell just happened. The only way I myself would know I’m on a different setting, is from the noise. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is extremely noisy and once I’m on the last setting, the sound is quite high-pitched and strangely, I don’t think it sounds as loud as it does when it’s on the first few settings. Weird.
Other than the weird settings, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is actually a clitoral stimulator that feels more like air. You know when you’re eating candy floss, and it’s like eating yummy air because it’s so light and not really made from anything? That’s basically how the Satisfyer Pro 2 feels to me, candy floss for my clit.
The Womanizers aren’t like that at all, I can feel more of a presence from the Womanizers. I know I know, I said I wouldn’t compare but this is for the benefit of the people who own either of the Womanizers. I feel like the Womanizer W500 is mostly always going to be the one I reach for over the Satisfyer Pro 2. Why? Because it’s like this. The Womanizer W500 slowly drags out an orgasm from me and the Satisfyer Pro 2, doesn’t.
Using the W500 is like slipping into a hot bath, relaxing as the hot water works my tight muscles. The Satisfyer Pro 2 on the other hand is heavy and in my face like a mosh-pit in a heavy metal club. It sucker-punches my clit and forces me to orgasm. Both sensations are great, but a lot of the time I just want to relax and enjoy my ride to Orgasm Mountain, rather than kicking into high gear and just zooming there in a DeLorean. Slow down Doc Brown!
I do have lots of feelings for the Satisfyer Pro 2 and I think it’s an awesome toy. I highly recommend it to anyone wanting a cheaper alternative to either of the Womanizers. Just personally, I prefer the Womanizer W500 on most days because I like to ride my orgasms and feel them spread all over my body, rather than just have an orgasm appear from nowhere and that be end of my masturbation session. Plus, I can’t use the Satisfyer Pro 2 very often as it’s so noisy and I can’t use it at night while my family are sleeping. But the Womanizer W500 is quiet enough for me to be able to do that, probably one of the main reasons I reach for it over the Satisfyer Pro 2.
Where to Buy?
You can purchase the Satisfyer Pro 2 here.